Since the baseball season started today, it is only fitting everyone's favorite Pierogi, Sauerkraut Saul, get a shout out today. Saul has his own Facebook page and the Pierogi Race has its own Wikipedia page, although I'm not sure how.
If you cheer for another pierogi at Pirate games this year, you are a pussy. If you root for Jalapeno Hanna, you are an enormous pussy. If you are going to the Pirate game next Friday against the Rockies, like me, you are just pathetic. Laura is watching me write this and she said that none of this is or anything on this website is funny and doing this in general is stupid. She cheers for Jalapeno Hanna.
If you cheer for another pierogi at Pirate games this year, you are a pussy. If you root for Jalapeno Hanna, you are an enormous pussy. If you are going to the Pirate game next Friday against the Rockies, like me, you are just pathetic. Laura is watching me write this and she said that none of this is or anything on this website is funny and doing this in general is stupid. She cheers for Jalapeno Hanna.
What does Laura even know about the passtime habits of highly successful people? Nothing.
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