Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Sex Panthers
Last year, the back of Pittsburgh Panther football tickets had a coupon for buy-one-get-one-free Panera Pick Twos. This year, the coupon is for $2-off Pick Twos. The pros of the change include that a comrade is no longer essentially required to redeem the coupon, the cons include that the redeemer no longer gets as many dollars off, and the forest that cannot be seen for these pro/con trees is that Panera is fucking mediocre. (Panera, to my knowledge, does not serve pierogies.)
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Panera sucks, over priced and caters to those who lack imagination and are willing to pay extra money because so they can tell their friends they are regulars at said place and have a "usual." Basically the same crowed that pays $4 for a Starbuck's beverage with 5 words in its name. On the plus side, it's a place where cougars tend to roam during the hour after the lunch rush.
ReplyDeleteSeasoned take, F, as usual. Update to my post: the first ticket had a $2-off Pick Two coupon; subsequent tickets are a mix of $2-off Pick Two, half off breakfast sandwich, and BOGO-free Pick Two. Panera: except for the post-lunch rush cougar rush, it ain't shit.
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